1 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:10,640 (SIREN WAILS) 2 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:12,560 (GROANING) 3 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,720 Sorry you've ended up with a twin room. 4 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:17,000 - No room at the inn today. - Better than a bunk bed, 5 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,520 - I guess. - Yeah. 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,320 Get four to a room that way. 7 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:22,320 - (GROANING CONTINUES) - (PAGER BEEPS) 8 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,480 Sorry! Sorry about the room. 9 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,720 Sorry. 10 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,640 (BABY CRIES) 11 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,520 (PAGER BEEPS) 12 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,280 Hey, baby! 13 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,640 (LAUGHS) 14 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,240 I'm so sorry about all this. 15 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,760 He got wasted at the office party. 16 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:45,920 I'm going to strangle him later. 17 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,320 Make sure you do a thorough job, 18 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,440 because they're really busy in AandE. 19 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:50,960 That's a nice big contraction now. 20 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,400 One last big push for me. 21 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,440 - You're doing really well. - (STRAINS) 22 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:58,520 - Stop pushing. Pant. - (PANTS) 23 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,040 (CHUCKLES) 24 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:01,600 (BABY CRIES) 25 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,160 Yay-hey-hey! Wey-hey! 26 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,240 (BABY CRIES) 27 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,440 MAN: Love you! Love you. 28 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,040 (SIGHS) 29 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,160 (SPLASHING) 30 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,560 Sir! 31 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,720 Sir! 32 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:29,960 Stop that. 33 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,400 This is not a toilet, 34 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,480 - you absolute... - (MAN MUMBLES) 35 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,440 (AGNIESKA SHOUTS IN POLISH) 36 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,040 MAN: No, wait, wait! 37 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,240 Why don't you pop downstairs 38 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,600 and go for a walk for half an hour? 39 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,760 What, you can't squeeze us in before then? 40 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,720 I'm not running a Pizza Express, sir. 41 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:47,920 Who bleeped me? 42 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,320 Tracy needs an FBS done, love. 43 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,120 Do me an FBS. 44 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,920 What does FBS mean? 45 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,560 Foetal blood sample. 46 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,000 Oh. 47 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:58,200 - Which room? - Five. Erm... 48 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,720 Are you going to go to Shruti's thing later? 49 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,760 Well, I was planning to, 50 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,000 but I'm not sure I can leave all this 51 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,640 with a PE teacher in scrubs. 52 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:07,680 Adam, can I ask you a question about a patient I've just seen? 53 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,160 Quick, then. 54 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:12,760 So, she's 32-and-a-half years old, 55 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,120 she's 37 weeks pregnant, generally fit and well. 56 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,440 She has asthma, so sometimes... 57 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,000 Quick's the one where you get to the fucking point. 58 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,880 Right. She's got a urine infection, 59 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,320 - so...? - Yeah, erm... 60 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,200 So should I give her some antibiotics? 61 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,600 As opposed to what, 62 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,400 a healing crystal and some magic runes? 63 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,240 Absolute waste of organs. 64 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,840 And the award for Boss of the Year goes to... 65 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,000 (PHONE VIBRATES) 66 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:49,040 Angle the lamp a bit better for me. 67 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:52,840 Please? 68 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:55,800 Please. 69 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,000 Remember to file another complaint about my manners. 70 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,160 I've had weeks of this now, Adam. 71 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,800 Can you stop being quite so much of a twat? 72 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,080 Tracy! 73 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,480 No, don't "Tracy" me! 74 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,040 Anyway, the patient's deaf. 75 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,160 And if she wasn't, 76 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,120 I'm sure she'd agree that was a pretty twat-ish thing to say. 77 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,400 I know old habits are hard to change, 78 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,000 but want to try being professional? 79 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,960 What, like you? 80 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,800 Well, that's assuming I still have a profession 81 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,400 after my hearing tomorrow. 82 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,400 (TRACY SIGHS) 83 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:26,680 And just so you know, 84 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,440 I'm nipping out to Shruti's memorial 85 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:29,960 for five minutes, if I can. 86 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,800 What, so you've got time for her now she's dead, do you? 87 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,480 I'm...sorry. I didn't mean that. 88 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,560 Absolutely sure that it's me that's the twat? 89 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,720 You do know I can lip-read, right? 90 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:49,800 JULIAN: Hey. 91 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,200 You coming to the memorial? 92 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,440 ADAM: Yeah. 93 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,760 (PAGER BEEPS) 94 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,320 - Have fun. - Hey, give me that. 95 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,440 She'd have wanted you there. 96 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,080 You sure? 97 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,720 Of course. 98 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,520 (PHONE BUZZES) 99 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,880 - You've got 30 seconds. - Right. 100 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,240 So Emma's been getting this weird pain in her groin. 101 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:24,040 It only happens if she stands on one leg, but it's agony. 102 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,160 - What do you reckon? - Stand on two legs. 103 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,080 I mean, if she's putting her trousers on. 104 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,120 It's probably just symphysis pubis dysfunction. 105 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,880 It's nothing to worry about. See a physio. 106 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,440 They can give her this special belt thing. 107 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,320 - You're a legend, and... - Time's up! Bye. 108 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,160 (LOW CHATTER) 109 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,840 (CLEARS HER THROAT) Thanks so much 110 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,920 to so many of you for coming. 111 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,120 Christ knows who's looking after the labour ward. 112 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,920 - Better not be me! - (PHONE RINGS) 113 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,800 We're obviously here to remember Shruti Akarya... 114 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:55,840 Back in a minute. 115 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,440 ...and to unveil this lovely... 116 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:02,000 ...I'm going to say oak tree in her honour. 117 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:06,240 So let me hand over, first of all, to Mr and Mrs Akarya. 118 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:07,760 Acharya. 119 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,560 Acharya. 120 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,560 MR ACHARYA: Thank you, all, for coming. 121 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,320 You know, Shruti loved being a doctor. 122 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,120 But every time she called us, 123 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,720 she would tell us how much 124 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,360 she enjoyed working with you all. 125 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:32,840 Shruti brought us huge pride in everything she achieved. 126 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:37,640 And it brings us great joy that she will live on, 127 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:41,240 not just in our hearts and our minds, 128 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,200 but in this beautiful tree 129 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,960 which will live longer than anyone here. 130 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,800 As Shruti's educational supervisor, 131 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,280 I know first-hand 132 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,440 what a committed and dedicated doctor she was, 133 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:05,040 as evidenced by her passing her Part 1 exam first time - 134 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,880 something, I might add, I did not do. 135 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,080 Seven driving tests, too, and counting. 136 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,720 Can do a Caesarean in five minutes with one hand, 137 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,560 can't reverse around a bloody corner! 138 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,640 (SUBDUED LAUGHTER) 139 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,160 We're all the poorer for her loss. 140 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,040 But depression is cruel 141 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,640 and, in Shruti's case, silent. 142 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,160 While she was... 143 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,520 ...clearly doing well at work, 144 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,360 obviously, there were other forces at play. 145 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,000 In life, like on labour ward, 146 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,120 you never really know what's around the corner. 147 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,280 Ugh! 148 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,120 - Ms Houghton? - All right? 149 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,680 I think maybe Shruti wasn't quite as happy 150 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:50,880 at work as you said. 151 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,800 (SARCASTICALLY) No? Do you reckon? 152 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,200 Well, what did you want her parents to hear? 153 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,400 That she couldn't hack it? 154 00:06:58,840 --> 00:06:59,920 I mean, like, 155 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:01,760 shouldn't there be some kind of investigation? 156 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,800 Or are we all just going to keep pretending 157 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,400 there's nothing wrong with this place? 158 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,840 Sorry, I must be dementing. 159 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,400 When did I say there was nothing wrong? 160 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:13,120 This hospital's got about three doctors 161 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,680 and a budget of £12.50. 162 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,000 So, if you want to change it, become a government minister, 163 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,920 because there is bollocks-all any of us here can do. 164 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,680 Well, I... 165 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,120 So what do we do now, then? 166 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,760 Well, we all toddle off back to work, don't we? 167 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,720 And eventually they forget to water the tree, 168 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:33,600 and that dies as well. 169 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,800 (PHONE VIBRATES) 170 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,760 I'm so sorry for your loss. 171 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:00,320 Er... Did you work closely with Shruti? 172 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,320 I... 173 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,400 No, not really, no. Erm... 174 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:12,000 But she is much missed. 175 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,560 Walk with me, Kay. 176 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:29,600 So...tomorrow's your big day at GMC towers? 177 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,560 Yes, yeah. It is, yeah. 178 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,200 I must say, I'm very sorry you're going through all this. 179 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,240 For what it's worth, I think it's bloody unfair 180 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,360 that it has to end like this. 181 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,240 I'm not sure it's going to end. 182 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,720 Well, you falsified the notes. 183 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,520 Seemed pretty cut-and-dry to me. 184 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,920 I'm not sure anyone really comes back from that. 185 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,880 No, I wrote what you told me to write, 186 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,560 and then you weaselled back on it. 187 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,040 Well, my lawyer thinks I stand a fighting chance, 188 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,080 so... 189 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:56,080 How are you intending to play things at the tribunal? 190 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,920 Well, hopefully, I'll persuade them that 191 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:01,400 a, you know, simple lapse 192 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,440 in my professional judgment shouldn't need to bring 193 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,400 my future into question. 194 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,360 You're a bloody good doctor, Adam. 195 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,120 We need more doctors like you. 196 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:14,000 You owe it to yourself, to your patients, 197 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,400 to stay in the game. 198 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:16,760 If I was in your position, 199 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,240 I think I'd try and realign the narrative 200 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,720 ever so slightly. 201 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,800 I'm not sure that I follow. 202 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:29,960 Well, you just tell our friends at the GMC that your colleague, 203 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:34,080 Dr Acharya, mistakenly told you that I said it was OK 204 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,120 to send the patient home 205 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:39,400 when, in fact, she hadn't spoken to me. 206 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:44,600 She - and she alone - knocked over the first domino. 207 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,880 But she... But she didn't do that. 208 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,040 Who's to know? 209 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,400 You're suggesting that I throw her... 210 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,280 ...I throw Shruti under the bus? 211 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,320 No-one loses this way. 212 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:02,920 It's time for pragmatism, Adam, not emotions - 213 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,160 if you want to keep your job, that is. 214 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,400 (ENGINE STARTS) 215 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,080 (PIANO PLAYS SOFTLY) 216 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,880 VERONIQUE: I've got a crowbar! 217 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,200 Just me, Mum. 218 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,440 I know it's just you. 219 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,040 I've come to smash up the piano. 220 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,840 Schubert? 221 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,040 You'd never know just from listening. 222 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,000 You all set for tomorrow? 223 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,080 Yeah, I guess. 224 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:44,480 It's just a hiccup. It's a vexatious bit of bureaucracy. 225 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,040 You are going to shave, right? 226 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,080 Mm-hm. 227 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,240 Make sure you give a good showing, Adam, 228 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:50,440 because we've all worked 229 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:53,560 - so hard to get you here. - Oh, we, is it? 230 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:57,600 Remind me how many labour ward shifts you've done. 231 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,080 Oh, just the one visit to a labour ward, 232 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:02,240 and then an entire lifetime given up to getting you here. 233 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:07,320 Not sure I remember ever asking you to. 234 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:10,400 Quite how you ended up so rude, I'll never know. 235 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,240 A mystery for the ages. 236 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,000 (OVER TANNOY) We are now approaching 237 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,880 Manchester Piccadilly, where this service terminates. 238 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,320 Yeah, so just say yes or no to their questions. 239 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,400 And anything that needs a longer answer than that, 240 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:40,920 I'll take it. 241 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,640 Am I going to be all right? 242 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,120 Yeah, totally. 243 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,880 Oh, sorry, hang on. What did you say? 244 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,600 - Am I going to be all right? - Oh, Christ knows. 245 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:00,240 But... But you know my motto - 246 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,080 never say never. 247 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,120 I'm going to go to the bathroom. 248 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,960 OK. 249 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,320 You've got five minutes, Alan. 250 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,240 (DOOR BANGS) 251 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,480 (DOOR OPENS) 252 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,080 Just do it. 253 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,960 You treated me like shit when I was alive. 254 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,920 What does one more time matter? 255 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,600 (SNIFFLES) 256 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,040 You weren't doing coke in there? 257 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,880 No. 258 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,320 Adam Kay? 259 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,440 Right, after you. Good luck. 260 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,320 Hope you saved some for us afterwards. 261 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,200 Great. 262 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,200 I'm going to get struck off in a room that looks like 263 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,840 it's used for a speed-awareness course. 264 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,520 Good afternoon. My name is Tina Sharpehouse, 265 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,000 and I'm the tribunal chair. 266 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:39,760 This is a fitness to practise hearing for Adam Richard Kay. 267 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,760 Would you please stand up, Dr Kay? 268 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,120 Still calling me "Doctor" - that's a good start. 269 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,840 Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth 270 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,840 and nothing but the truth? 271 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,120 I do. 272 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,720 Please be seated. 273 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,920 On April 16th, at 4.15pm, 274 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,560 you reviewed patient Erika Van Hegan, 275 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:12,200 25 weeks pregnant and presenting with a headache. 276 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,280 You discharged her home. 277 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,920 You wrote in the notes 278 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,800 that you had discussed this decision 279 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,120 with your consultant, Mr Nigel Lockhart, 280 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,960 a fact that he denies. 281 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,560 I'd like to say a few words. 282 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,600 (WHISPERS) No, you wouldn't! 283 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,520 There's time for you to say anything you need to 284 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,560 later on. You may sit back down. 285 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:31,240 On the day in question, I was working alongside 286 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,480 an SHO colleague... 287 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,000 ...called Shruti Acharya. 288 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,400 (CHUCKLES) I did not see that coming. 289 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,680 I mean, if you'd asked me before, 290 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,880 I'd have said you were toast, 291 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,760 but then - bam, out of nowhere - 292 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,240 you come out with that. 293 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,600 I literally can't believe we won. 294 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,200 I can't tell you how much I needed this, by the way. 295 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:00,080 My numbers have not been good this year. 296 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,440 (PHONE VIBRATES) 297 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,640 (SIGHS) 298 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,120 Good to see you. 299 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,280 You too. 300 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,280 Do you want...something? 301 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,760 No, thanks. 302 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,080 How are you? 303 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,320 Yeah, not bad. 304 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,800 That's good. 305 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,240 The couple downstairs have a new baby, 306 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,000 which screams, like, 20 hours a day, 307 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,440 so your timing was pretty good. 308 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,880 (LAUGHS) 309 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,640 You're looking well. 310 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:10,840 Does that mean fat? 311 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,720 (BOTH LAUGH) 312 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,440 It's her cooking. It's... 313 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,280 You know, the main ingredient is butter. 314 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,920 How is it? 315 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:24,000 Attached back to Mummy's apron strings? 316 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,200 They're slightly strangling. 317 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,240 But, you know, when did a bit 318 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,880 of light strangulation ever hurt anyone? 319 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,360 So, I had a good chat with the estate agents. 320 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,720 They said there's actually a six-month break clause, 321 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,480 so I can move out in September. 322 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,800 I printed off the form. 323 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,040 You just need to sign at the bottom. 324 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,360 How's work? 325 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,920 (CRIES) 326 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,440 Shit. 327 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,040 Shruti? 328 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,040 It's so horrible. 329 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,640 I just keep playing over in my mind 330 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,880 everything I said to her. 331 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,480 Everything I should have said. 332 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,640 Everything I shouldn't. I just... 333 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,400 ...I don't understand how it... 334 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,160 Anyway. 335 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,280 I let her down so terribly. 336 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,960 Don't beat yourself up. 337 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,040 I'm sure you were a great boss. 338 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,400 I was a crap boss. 339 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,800 Crap boyfriend. Crap doctor. 340 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,040 Hey, come on. 341 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,000 So, what, I was an amazing boyfriend? 342 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,120 What are you doing Saturday? 343 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,480 A 10K. 344 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,080 That sounds awful. 345 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,600 Well, there's still a place at Greg's wedding, 346 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,160 if you fancy it. 347 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,440 And that's meant to be an upgrade? 348 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,280 Emma's designed the table decorations. 349 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,360 They're terrible. 350 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,000 - Like 4ft glass dildos. - Christ. 351 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,800 Anyway, 352 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:38,480 would you consider being my temporary plus-one? 353 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,080 Oh, I don't know, Adam. I'm not sure. 354 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,440 Special... 355 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,160 ...one-night-only cameo appearance? 356 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,600 - (PHONE VIBRATES) - Hi, Greg. 357 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,280 Quick one - sure it's nothing. 358 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,720 Then, maybe don't phone me about it. 359 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,520 Emma just called to say the baby's not been kicking. 360 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,160 You know, it's normally a right little Ronaldo, 361 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,840 but this morning it's more of a Ronny Rosenthal. 362 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,560 More homosexual references, please. 363 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,880 Footwork of Bob Fosse, that kind of thing. 364 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,720 When did she last feel any movement? 365 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,360 About 90 minutes ago. 366 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,480 Tell her to drink a pint of ice-cold water. 367 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,600 That should get it moving. 368 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,560 Bit like chucking a pint of cold water over Jakesy 369 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,680 - to wake him up. - Exactly. 370 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:23,280 Isn't one of the school lot 371 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:26,040 a recruitment consultant now? 372 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,120 - Yeah, Welly. - Oh, shit. 373 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,480 Is there anyone else? 374 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,680 He's amazing at it, amazingly. 375 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,280 He's a bit like the Incredible Hulk, 376 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,520 only it's tequila that sets him off. 377 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,120 Is this about the...? 378 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,280 Oh, Christ, did you get struck off? 379 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,760 No, no. I did what I had to. 380 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,000 Meaning? 381 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,520 Just wonder if a change of scenery 382 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,840 - might be good for me. - (DISTANT SIREN WAILS) 383 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,560 OK, look at you! 384 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,240 Look who's here. 385 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,800 My God, Dr Adam! 386 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,160 Oh, my God. 387 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,240 I'm so glad you made it. 388 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,280 Can you believe Mist is going home? 389 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,640 You've got to say hello. 390 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,600 Look who came to see you! 391 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,680 - (BABY GURGLES) - Dr Adam. 392 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,480 I'm just very pleased that everything's... 393 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,800 ...turned out well in the end. 394 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,120 Well, I actually got you something. 395 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:22,000 Just to say thank you. 396 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,600 I mean, he wouldn't be here without you. 397 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,000 Wow. 398 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,680 (CHUCKLES) 399 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,120 "World's best doctor." 400 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,640 I don't know about that, but... 401 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,880 You are. 402 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,640 Oh, joint best. 403 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,360 I got one for the lovely Asian lady doctor, too, 404 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,520 so would you mind passing it on? 405 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,240 Actually, she... 406 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,840 No problem. 407 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,240 - Do you want to hold him? - Um, sure. 408 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,840 Yeah? 409 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,000 Yeah! 410 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,040 Cuddles. 411 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,320 Ah, yes! 412 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,760 Look. 413 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:14,400 You're going to be a surgeon like Dr Adam when you grow up. 414 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,560 If that's what he really wants to do. 415 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:21,280 Whatever he does, I'm sure he'll make you very proud. 416 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:25,800 Well, I guess being a doctor isn't everyone's cup of teeth. 417 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,960 - (BEEPING) - Oh, sorry. 418 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,440 (OVER TANNOY) Labour ward, room one, shoulder dystocia. 419 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,000 I have to... 420 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,720 Dr Adam... 421 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,200 Dr Adam, you forgot your present! 422 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,160 Shoulder dystocia are two words 423 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,440 you never want to hear as an obstetrician. 424 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,600 Baby's head delivers, but its shoulders get stuck. 425 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,920 All the time this is going on, 426 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,720 baby's brain isn't getting any oxygen. 427 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,960 Five minutes of that, and it's irreversible damage. 428 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,400 (ALARM BLARES) 429 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:51,400 - (MOTHER PANTS) - 3 minutes 20. 430 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,680 My name is Adam. I'm one of the doctors. 431 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,680 I'm sure your midwife has explained 432 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,720 the baby's head has come out, but the body is stuck. 433 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,360 I want you to listen to what I ask you to do, 434 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,600 and we'll get baby out. 435 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,240 - Get those knees up higher. - (GROANS) 436 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,880 Higher. Prop her, McRoberts. 437 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,240 Doctor, come on, you need to get him out! 438 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,160 - TRACY: It's all right. - (SOBS) 439 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,040 3 minutes 40. 440 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,320 - (SOBS) - What have you tried? 441 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,800 Wood's screw manoeuvre? Posterior arm? 442 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,480 Tracy? Agnieska? Someone. 443 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,080 Suprapubic pressure, rotating on all fours. 444 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:21,680 We couldn't reach the posterior arm. 445 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,800 - You've emptied the bladder? - Yes. 446 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,960 I'm going to put a hand inside to help baby out. 447 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000 (GROANS) 448 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,320 Fuck. I need the on-call consultant 449 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:35,640 - in here now. - OK. 450 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,960 That's four minutes. 451 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,880 Last resort, seen it once three years ago. 452 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,000 Do one, teach one. 453 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,480 I'm going to have to break your baby's collarbone 454 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,560 to get him out. 455 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,840 He should heal perfectly, but there is a chance 456 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,240 it can damage a nerve in his arm. 457 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,360 Please don't hurt my baby. 458 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,880 I don't have any other option. 459 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,520 Please, please! 460 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,080 - 4 minutes 20. - My God. My God. 461 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,440 There's one other option. 462 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,920 I can make a cut to divide your pubic bone. 463 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,960 Never seen it. 464 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,160 Can we have some time to discuss this? 465 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,480 I've got less than one minute to get your baby delivered... 466 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,680 ...alive. 467 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,200 OK. Cut the bone. 468 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,480 - (PANTS) - Local anaesthetic, 469 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,160 needle, syringe, catheter, scalpel. 470 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,200 Do you understand what I'm going to do? 471 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,720 (WHIMPERS) 472 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,960 You've got this. 473 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,960 Stay nice and calm for me, darling. 474 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,680 Anaesthetic's going in. 475 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,240 OK? 476 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,200 - (MOANS) - OK, darling. It's OK. 477 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,240 - (BONES CRACK) - (SCREAMS) 478 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,840 Oh, God. (SOBS) 479 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,360 How is he? 480 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,320 Is he OK? 481 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,000 Is he OK? 482 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,440 One, 1,000. 483 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,280 Two, 1,000. 484 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,680 Three, 1,000. 485 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,840 (BABY CRIES) 486 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,720 (SIGHS) 487 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,600 Congratulations. 488 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,640 Fuck. 489 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,240 That was close. 490 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,320 You did really well in there, Adam. 491 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,080 I thought I was a menace to society 492 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,560 and a danger to everyone I encounter. 493 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,960 Can't you just take a compliment? 494 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,360 I'm not great at it, no. 495 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,200 Can we just go back to insulting each other? 496 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,240 Get a haircut. 497 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,800 Going to have to hit me harder than that. 498 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,040 Fine. Get a boyfriend. 499 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,920 (SIGHS) 500 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,240 Maybe slightly less hard. 501 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,920 (MACHINE BEEPS) 502 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,600 (SOBBING) 503 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,560 Everything OK? 504 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,400 I thought that baby was going to die... 505 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,960 ...right in front of me. 506 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,840 Yeah. 507 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,240 Me, too, to be honest, but, hey, it didn't. 508 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,840 I just didn't know what to do. 509 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,480 - I was useless. - You weren't useless. 510 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,120 You were actively making things worse. 511 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,880 Not calling me for three minutes, 512 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,400 then just standing there while all the rest of us... 513 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,320 I'm sorry. I don't mean that. 514 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:42,240 I was exactly the same as you at this stage. 515 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,360 Maybe a bit better. 516 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,800 And, yeah, the job can be horrible. 517 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,560 So, you find ways of dealing with it. 518 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:54,880 (SOBS) 519 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,120 Give me your bleep. 520 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,720 Take the rest of the afternoon off. 521 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,120 Are you sure? 522 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,360 100%. 523 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,880 Decompress, phone your mum, have a wank. Separately. 524 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,440 - Come on. - Thank you, Adam. 525 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,560 (PAGER VIBRATES AND BEEPS) 526 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,840 Right, Dad's taking me to the station now. 527 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,680 Um... 528 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,560 I'll be late, so don't wait up. 529 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,320 I'd check the invitation. 530 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,720 I imagine it says dress fancy, not fancy dress. 531 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,640 Ha-ha. 532 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,600 Unless you're entertaining the kiddies' table. 533 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,000 I get it. You don't like my clothes, 534 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,440 you want me to be more successful, 535 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,520 you wish I was straight. 536 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,680 I just want you to be happy. 537 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,080 - I was happy with Harry. - Yes, 538 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,360 but, clearly, he wasn't that happy with you, was he? 539 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,800 What do you know about being happy, anyway? 540 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,400 I know that it's difficult playing second fiddle 541 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,960 to somebody's job. 542 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,480 By the time you've had children, 543 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,520 you're third fiddle. 544 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,640 You're practically sat back with the cellos. 545 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,120 Not everybody is able to cope with that. 546 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,080 Monica's nephew's a homosexual, too. 547 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,920 There's a lot of it about. 548 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,600 He's a barrister. 549 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,920 We could... 550 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,040 ...have them all over for lunch. 551 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,520 Oh, so it's just graphic designers 552 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,440 that you've got a bit of a thing against, is it? 553 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,680 That was unkind. I'm sorry. 554 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,120 I'm sorry if you think I've been hard on you. 555 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,240 I don't... 556 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,320 ...think you've been hard on me. 557 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,000 Well, in that case, 558 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,320 I'm going to get you some of your father's shoes 559 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:31,080 because those are barely fit for gardening. 560 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,840 (MUSIC STARTS) 561 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,440 MINISTER: Would you please be seated? 562 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,360 Ladies and gentlemen, 563 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,960 what a beautiful setting we're in 564 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,560 and what a beautiful reason we're here. 565 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,520 The celebration of love. 566 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,320 In the words of Andrew Lloyd Webber, 567 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,200 "Love, love changes everything." 568 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,880 I'd go one further. 569 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,600 Love is everything. 570 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,240 It completes us. 571 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,240 It fulfils us. 572 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,400 It makes the half whole. 573 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,160 (INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 574 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,760 Well, hello. 575 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,440 - Ah, hello. - Hello, Emma. 576 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,800 Room for a little one? 577 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:50,920 (OTHERS LAUGH) 578 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,240 ADAM: Congratulations, Emma. 579 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,920 The table decorations look really amazing. 580 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,960 Oh, they really do, don't they? 581 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,600 Is Harry in the bathroom? 582 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,480 No, he...he... 583 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,640 He didn't make it. 584 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,440 I thought that he... 585 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,920 ...but, yeah, it was a no-show, I'm afraid. 586 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,040 Oh, Adam. 587 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,640 That's awful. 588 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,080 Honestly, I'm having a lovely time on my own. 589 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,680 We've got a reserve list of 20. 590 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,160 My cousin Harriet's fiancé couldn't have a place. 591 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,120 They're actually in a relationship. 592 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,680 Sorry. 593 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,680 How are you? 594 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,080 - I'm fine. - Yeah? 595 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,160 Um... 596 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,560 Would you mind if we go somewhere private quickly? 597 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,840 If this is about money, can you speak to Gregory? 598 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,360 It's not about money. 599 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,760 - No? - Can we try out here? 600 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,400 Excuse me. 601 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,400 Just here. 602 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,480 I just wanted to give you this. 603 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,840 Oh, is this a vibrator? 604 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,760 - It's not funny. - No, no, no. 605 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,000 It's a sonic aid, like in an antenatal clinic. 606 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,640 I just thought the last few weeks 607 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,120 might be easier if, um... 608 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,240 Anyway. Well, I'll show you. 609 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:15,840 - So, you press this. - Mm-hm. 610 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,840 And, yeah, if you lift up your... 611 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,960 - Oh. - Pop this... 612 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,800 ...there. 613 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,040 Hold on. 614 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,360 Shit, sorry. I think it might be dead. 615 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,120 What? 616 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,600 No, the battery. The battery. 617 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,720 - Oh. - Sorry, let me just... 618 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,200 Oh, no, that's what. 619 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,240 OK. 620 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,680 Right. 621 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,760 (HEARTBEAT THUMPS) 622 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,680 - (CHUCKLES) - Oh! 623 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,600 Oh, listen. 624 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,440 Now, you can hear baby whenever you want. 625 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,640 Incredible. Thank you so much. 626 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,960 Best wedding gift, bar none. 627 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,520 Well, until the main present arrives in a few weeks. 628 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:04,840 Of course. When are you due? 629 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,240 Oh, no, I meant the Maserati from Greg. 630 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,160 Yeah. It's got held up in Bologna. 631 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,000 - Long story. - Hmm. 632 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,560 Shall we have a photo? 633 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:18,520 No, no, no, I'm all right. Oh. (CHUCKLES) 634 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,680 - Oh. - You have to look into the... 635 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,080 - Quite fast. Is...? - (LAUGHS) 636 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,320 - Yay! - Oh. 637 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,160 - OK. - Yeah. 638 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,320 I am sorry Harry couldn't make it. 639 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,240 I hope you can still enjoy the day. 640 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,800 I'm really happy for you, Greg. 641 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,840 Ah. Well, that was almost convincing. 642 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:53,960 I mean it. 643 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,680 Love is a very precious thing. 644 00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,240 All right, Richard Curtis. 645 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,280 I'm sorry that Harry bailed. 646 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,680 But that does mean that I can set you up with Ayo. 647 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:07,920 He works in derivatives, 648 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,440 and he's got a jawline you could cut tiles with. 649 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:11,920 I'm fine. 650 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,320 Thank you. 651 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,880 Anyway, that would never work. Ayo Kay?! 652 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,120 Gregorio! 653 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,720 Ladam! 654 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:19,920 Now, when am I up? 655 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,880 - Probably next...ten mins? - Ah. 656 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,080 Right, shall we? 657 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,120 Oh, did you guys get a chance to chat about work stuff yet? 658 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,800 Yeah, you got any jobs for washed-up doctors? 659 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,040 Every day of the week, mate. 660 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,840 I must have placed, like, three ex-doctors 661 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,640 into proper, grown-up, six-figure roles - 662 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,840 minimum hours, maximum dosh. 663 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,760 - Dream scenario. - Really? 664 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:39,920 Totalmente. 665 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,760 I mean, think of all those transferable skills you've got. 666 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,920 Pulling babies out of vaginas? 667 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,320 Uno, problem solving. 668 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,120 Duo, time management. 669 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,760 Tru-o, empathy. 670 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,600 Yeah, well, that's two out of three, then. 671 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,400 - (GLASS CLINKS) - Ladies and gentlemen, 672 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,600 if you could please take your seats 673 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,000 as the evening speeches are about to commence. 674 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,520 Just call the office, and we'll fix a meeting, yeah? 675 00:33:58,560 --> 00:33:59,560 Boom. 676 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:07,320 Ding-dong, the legend's here. Hello, everybody. 677 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,200 My name is Welly, aka the well of all knowledge, 678 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:13,600 and I am the best man to young Greg, here. 679 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:17,120 Now, a lot of people worry, naturally, that marriage 680 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,600 is the biggest mistake they'll ever make. 681 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,600 Not our Greg, though, cos on his gap year, 682 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,560 he lost his virginity to a prostitute 683 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,320 who looked like Pavarotti. (LAUGHS) 684 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,240 Only cost him three tenors. 685 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,640 That was genius. 686 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,800 So sorry I'm late. 687 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,600 Isn't that my line? 688 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,640 Did you know there's more than one Farnborough? 689 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,080 Yes. 690 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,920 And they're not close. Look, I tried to text, 691 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,120 but I ran out of credit. 692 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,720 I don't care. 693 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,280 I'm just... 694 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,600 ...glad you're here. 695 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,040 - How much have I missed? - Um... 696 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,480 ...not enough. Come on. 697 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,120 Isn't the wedding 698 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,400 where all those people with dinner jackets are? 699 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,160 Exactly. 700 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,000 Come on. 701 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:41,400 "In lieu of wedding favours, we have made a donation 702 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,440 "of £50 per person 703 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:46,680 "to Chipping Norton Donkey Sanctuary." 704 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,400 Ugh. I hate donkeys. 705 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,840 Can I get the 50 quid for myself? 706 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,200 How can you hate babies? 707 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:53,440 You what? 708 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,200 Baby horses. 709 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:58,000 No, donkeys are not baby horses. 710 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,680 Well, what are they, then? 711 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:02,040 Donkeys. 712 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,160 Oh. 713 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,440 Well, I...I grew up in London. 714 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:09,640 I...they... 715 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,440 - We didn't have any... - What, schools? 716 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,120 What would your ideal wedding be? 717 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,680 Oh. 718 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,640 All right, OK, um... 719 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,520 Free booze, 720 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,320 loads of people, like, everyone in my contacts list... 721 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,720 Estate agent. 722 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,480 HSBC. 723 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,240 Yeah, they love a party. 724 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,480 Um... 725 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,960 Massive curry, no speeches, 726 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,840 karaoke, 727 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,720 and a kebab at 3am. 728 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,320 It sounds nice. 729 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,160 (HARRY LAUGHS) 730 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,120 Hmm. We've finished it. 731 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,040 You can't do that. 732 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,720 Don't worry. I'll go and get it. 733 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:13,120 - Woo! - What are you doing? 734 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,480 Woo! Come on, Grandad. 735 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,880 Jesus! 736 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,600 Oh, this is cold. (CHUCKLES) 737 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,080 Oh, God. 738 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,240 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 739 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,080 It's fresh. 740 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,640 (BOTH LAUGH) 741 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,960 Go on, then. 742 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,440 What would your ideal wedding be? 743 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,280 Heated lake. 744 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,760 - Obviously. - Obviously. 745 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,000 And otherwise, the same as yours. 746 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,920 Because I'd be marrying you. 747 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,840 Adam... 748 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,720 Tell me we weren't good together. 749 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:16,520 We were good, but we were also quite bad. 750 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,240 But the bad stuff was... 751 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,040 ...that was all to do with my job. 752 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,200 You know, medicine is not good for me. 753 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,320 It's, um... 754 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,680 ...it's ruined my life. 755 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,480 And it destroyed us. 756 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,040 I don't think it was... 757 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,640 ...that simple. 758 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,360 ADAM: I'd like to say a few words. 759 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,560 Dr Kay, you may sit back down. 760 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,160 On the day in question, 761 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,480 I was working alongside an SHO colleague 762 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,760 called Shruti Acharya. 763 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,360 Dr Kay... 764 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:59,360 She asked me to review the patient in triage, 765 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,520 and then she assisted me with the Caesarean. 766 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,760 Dr Acharya has since... 767 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,040 (BREATH TREMBLES) 768 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,520 Dr Acharya has since taken her own life. 769 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,360 On the morning she died, 770 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,800 Shruti found out she'd passed 771 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,800 her Obs and Gynae membership exams, 772 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:27,280 exams she worked ridiculously hard for... 773 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,760 ...on top of the 90-hour weeks, 774 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,920 on top of this complaint. 775 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,480 But she didn't see this as a success. 776 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:43,200 The idea of carrying on working in a broken system 777 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:45,200 under shoddy conditions 778 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,640 didn't feel like any kind of future. 779 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,920 She was a great doctor. 780 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,920 Kind, focused, determined. 781 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,400 And it was still too much for her. 782 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,160 It's too much for anyone. 783 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,640 I mean, you saw what it... 784 00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,200 ...what it turned me into. 785 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:18,320 I don't know if I can do it any more. 786 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,120 Don't leave medicine for me. 787 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,200 One doctor, 788 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,280 in this country, takes their own life 789 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,840 every three weeks. 790 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,280 And that should be a national fucking headline 791 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,360 every time it happens, 792 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,000 and instead it's just brushed under the carpet. 793 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,120 Doctors, nurses, midwives, pharmacists, physios, 794 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,960 a million and a half of them... 795 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,680 ...they don't do this for the money, 796 00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,000 for the kudos, for the anything. 797 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,840 They do it because they care. 798 00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,200 Day in, day out, going the extra mile 799 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,320 to keep the rest of us on the road. 800 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,080 That's a pretty fucking special thing. 801 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,520 And you could do yourselves a favour 802 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,160 to remember that once in a while. 803 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,760 You know, I... 804 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,200 ...I really miss you. 805 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,520 I know. 806 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,160 This is the bit where you say that you miss me, too. 807 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,600 Yeah, I do. 808 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,640 Well, if you miss me, then... 809 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,600 ...let's just...let's... 810 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,720 Why don't we give it another go? 811 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,040 A proper go. 812 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,640 When you get all of me. 813 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,920 But it's what you do. 814 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,400 Being a doctor, it's who you are. 815 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,280 Put your hand on your heart, 816 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,880 and tell me you want to give all that up. 817 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,240 I don't think I can. 818 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,560 It's OK. 819 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:44,960 Come here. 820 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,880 It's OK. 821 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000 (ENGINE STOPS) 822 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,280 (HANDBRAKE CLICKS) 823 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,960 (SIGHS) 824 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,520 (DISTANT SIRENS) 825 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,520 WOMAN: Call an ambulance! 826 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,320 Can't call an ambulance at a hospital. 827 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,000 Get someone, then! 828 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,640 Hello. 829 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,200 I'm Adam. I'm one of the doctors. 830 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:34,120 - What kind of a doctor? - Doesn't matter what kind! 831 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,160 Right, hello. 832 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,320 Baby's just sitting there, ready to come out. 833 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,800 Probably best if we finish what you've started. 834 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,040 Next contraction, give me a nice big push. 835 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,680 Have you got anything to put down on the seats? 836 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:45,680 Oh, is that ever going to come out of the upholstery? 837 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,880 Honestly, Tim! 838 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,520 Shoelaces. 839 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,600 You're doing so well. Nearly there. Nearly there. 840 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,080 (WHIMPERS) 841 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,200 Push, push. Push, push, push! 842 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,840 Here we go. 843 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,720 (WAILS) 844 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,720 (BABY CRIES) 845 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,520 Congratulations. 846 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,880 - Oh! - Laces. 847 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,640 Something to cut the cord? 848 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,400 Hi. 849 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,880 What do we do now? 850 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,480 I think you have to feed it for a few years, 851 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,920 let it live in your house, and then send it to school. 852 00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,600 Right, labour ward's on the second floor 853 00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,960 of that building there. Um... 854 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,840 ...just give me a minute, and I'll get you up there. 855 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,680 Thank you so much, Doctor! 856 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,720 Adam's a good name. 857 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,120 (GROANS) 858 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,120 For fuck's sake.